How to eat a pear.
Step 1. Give the pear a hug. You have to make friends with your food before devouring it.
Step 2. Tentatively taste the pear.
Step 3. Politely apologize to the pear for disfiguring it's perfect pear-shape and
Step 3b. admire your handiwork.
Step 4. Dig right in.
Take that you pear! Get in my belly! Bwahahahaaaaa!
Step 5. Revel in your pear juice facial mask and smile pretty for the camera
She's so adorable. And looking more and more like a little girl rather than a toddler!
ReplyDeleteWe should always try to hug our food before we eat it, too!
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