My child in a nutshell:
Me, "Emma you dropped blueberries and ceral on the floor. Can you pick them up?"
Em, "No. Truman will get them."
Me, "Em, Truman's a dog, not your maid."
Em, "Mama, Truman's not a DOG!! He's a GREYHOUND!!"
In the car on the way to preschool,
Em, "Asher did you fart?"
Asher, "NO!!"
Em, "It's okay if you did. Everyone farts. I fart. Mama farts. Truman farts. And Truman farts are stinky."
Em recieved two vaccinations and she informed me, "That lady hurt me. You know, the shot would be a lot better without the thorn on the end. You should tell her."
My mom's birthday was on the 28th. We called her to wish her a happy birthday and Emma asked, "Are we getting on a plane to see grammy after my nap?" I told her no. She then stated, "It's grammy's birthday. We have to fly to see her to celebrate. We can pack all of the ingredients for her cake in our luggage. Okay, mama?"
My favorite Emma quote usually happens when I lay with her in her bed. She often states, "Mama, I really really love you!" And at that moment she could do anything she wants.