Em with her two nurse maids. Earlier this month Em got really sick. Luckily the bug went through her in about 24 hours, but it was by far the worst night we've had here since she was born. I stayed home with and this is whats most of the day looked like.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
A Few new pics
Em with her two nurse maids. Earlier this month Em got really sick. Luckily the bug went through her in about 24 hours, but it was by far the worst night we've had here since she was born. I stayed home with and this is whats most of the day looked like.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
The little rooster that could!
One morning about a month ago Brian informed me that he heard crowing coming from the chicken coop. He said that he went to see who it was and all of the chickens sat there staring at him as if to say, "Wasn't me!"
The next morning, I heard it too. . . . .
The little chicken that was lost and then found has turned out to be one fiesty little rooster. Little Guy was named appropritately, he is in fact a little "GUY".
Friday, October 29, 2010
Some days are better than others
All set,
everyone hands in. . .
on three. .
TEAM!
These are my three greyhounds.
Yes human child thinks she's one of the pack.
Notice the hand holding.
Today we woke up to Friday morning French toast and had an impromptu photo session with Em and the greyhounds. I think this is the best picture of the three. . . .
Em throwing gang signs. . .or acting like a turkey. . . I'm not sure which.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Thank God they're cute!
Monday was "that" day. The day that definitely needs to be blogged about.
Emma is potty trained.
Well potty trained for the most part.
For the past few weeks she's been using her nap time to do #2. People say children aren't manipulative, and I totally disagree. She's realized that if she poops in her pull-up then she gets more mom time because I will come back, clean her up, and and change her. More mom time equals more awake time and less nap time.
Okay this is fine. I can deal with this. I've been telling myself that this is a phase and this too shall pass.
Well Monday, the shit hit the fan. . literally.
Em used her nap to relieve herself and when she yelled, "Mamma, diaper change," I expected our usual quick change and back to bed.
What I saw I was totally unprepared for. . . .
It appeared that Emma decided "not to bother me" and after she pooped she took off her dirty diaper. She then lovingly tossed the turds out of the crib and onto the floor and in the process got some on her hands. Em hates dirty hands so she wiped her hands on her sides to "clean" them off which ended in smearing. I think she then realized that wiping didn't work so she grabbed one of her blankets to wipe herself off. By the time I got there she had reached the point of no return. . . . .
I think my head almost exploded.
Thankfully the dog wash is functional because I grabbed my stinky child and plopped her in the dog tub and gave her a good spray down. I changed her bedding, cleaned up her crib, changed her sheets, put on new clothes, kissed her good night and put her back down for a nap, all the while trying to keep my composure.
Thirty minutes later I hear, "Emma, diaper change!" and imagine my surprise when I see my diaper less child curled up on a poo covered pillow trying not to make eye contact.
Yes, you guessed it . .. she pooped AGAIN . .and took her diaper off AGAIN.
Back to the tub she went. As I washed her down I thought to myself, "Anything was better than this". . and then. . . I spotted the packing tape.
After cleaning her up I put on a nice clean pull-up supported with a nice piece of packing tape around the waist. She had dirtied her back-up bedding so I sanitized her crib, plopped her into a barren crib, shut the curtain and let her scream.
I spent the rest of the day pissed off, angry, and wanting the day to be over. I couldn't wait to get home to hand Emma over to Brian and be done with parenting for the day. Well I forgot Brian had class on Monday night so I was on my own. I fed her, bathed her, put her in her crib 45 minutes early, turned off the light and walked away. Now for that glass of wine . . . .
As I sat down on the couch trying to decompress I hear, "Mamma! Mamma!"
I went back to check on her and she looked up at me and said, "Mamma sing Mockingbird" and at that very second my heart melted.
I picked her up, gave her a big kiss, held her like a baby and sang her "mockingbird" two or three times. I put her back to bed and she said, "Night, night mamma. I love you."
Monday will go down in the books as one of the hardest days I've had to date as a parent. I definitely learned something that day. . . one child could make you feel so many different emotions in one day.
I love you too, Emmie Lemmie!
Monday, October 25, 2010
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Videos of Emma
For those of you that live far away I wanted to give you some brief clips of my talking, walking, bed stealing, baby loving machine.
I brought a new dog bed home last night and Emma quickly claimed it for her own. Here she's putting her baby to bed.
After putting her baby to bed she decided that it was her turn to try out the dog bad. She stripped down to her underwear and put herself to sleep in the new dog bed. Who needs a toddler bed when you can have a Big Shrimpy dog bed!
I posted this one as an example of her nonstop chattering. .. and I love it when she says Katarina!! Katarina was my first cabbage patch kid and the only one that Em has kept the name. All of the others have become mere variations of doll. . . I think we have "baby doll," "doll doll," and "orange doll."
This morning she tried to reclaim her thrown. If you can't make it out she's saying, "Excuse me, Truman!" At least she's polite as she's trying to push him off the bed. . ha! Thank goodness he's so patient!
Brian wants Em to be a famous musician. . or at least that's how it seems with all of the harmonicas he's purchased. Here she is giving me a little blues concert.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
oh, the almost 2's
Developments of the past week:
Em loves to go limp and throw herself on the floor to get her way. My reply, "please don't give yourself a concussion."
Em hates napping and will tell me she's not napping. My reply, "you must nap," followed by a marathon wait. Today I waited 2 hours for sleep fairy to arrive.
Em has decided that when frustrated that throwing what ever is in her hand and yelling, "NO AHHH" is okay. My reply, please don't throw things and I take that item away.
My patience is challenged daily but our "good times" still outweigh the bad (for right now).
Here are a few "better sides" of Em.
The angel